we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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