I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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