are you still at the devil's house?
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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