Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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