So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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