Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he puts the penis in happiness.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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