At least make sure they are 18
Why
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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