Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
this just has baby written all over it
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I can't put those talents on a resume
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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