Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it's like heaven, but drunker
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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