Having a random hookup so left but love u
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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