Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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