Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just invented taco cereal.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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