hotel room ftw
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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