Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
