He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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