In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
