worst night to have a conscience
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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