She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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