Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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