Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize