Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We need a shit load of segways right now
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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