Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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