going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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