In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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