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She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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