dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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