I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize