i just wanna soil my oats bro
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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