I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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