I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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