Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
