i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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