if you like me you must not know who I am
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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