woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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