hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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