so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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