TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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