booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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