nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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