i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm bleeding and have questions
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