Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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