And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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