i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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