I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think a kid would responsible me up
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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