Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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