don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
