There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
At least life still wants to fuck me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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