The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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