Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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