Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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