Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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