erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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