u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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