Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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